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OK, thats how my first blog starts (after a looooong gap)! WOrdpress gave me my first words, sentence and a start!….of course a “heading”….so that I could be “heading” the right way? WHich reminds me of something one of my friends used to ask when he was driving and looking for directions….I have to turn left , right?( BTW he never said I have to turn Left, left?….It would have given me a chance to say u left left? – got it?…if not you could contact me after taking a right and left …right?) ok…coming back….so I used to say…decide dude! still he would say the same thing!….so I am going to say…”heading” the correct way?….but it doesn’t sound quite right!…(there I go again!)….ok I can go on about this and make it a drag!….
One thing that stuck me while I was browsing the blogs of my friends is the word “Digress”….The Dictionary.com website gives the following meaning …
digress –verb (used without object)
So it is a verb used without object! so do the bloggers use it without any object? well I object to that!….ok now that I have digressed from what I started I can digress again to get to the right (correct?) path…
Wanted to digress so I put in this little digression!
Oh….please do ask me why I chose MNA Puncheon!!!!…please please do!!!…anyway I cannot wait for the questions….’cos I might digress and turn left(ist?) …right?
Instead of MNA Log….which sounds archaic…I wanted something that will make you digress! So I chose puncheon!….it just means (again Dictionary.com… heavy slab of timber, roughly dressed, for use as a floorboard. SO I thought…looks and sounds close enough to a log…so I chose this! anyway it is from a log that you get the heavy slab of timber, roughly dressed, for use as a floorboard! Right? (correct?)
A puncheon also means any of various pointed instruments; a punch…so you are requested to pull all your punches and pointed instruments…AWAY..from me! It also means a cask that can hold about 80 gallons…You are welcome to put me in that and roll me over the Niagra! I will have its measure (BTW thats also a meaning for that word!)
OK, coming back to my first post…now lets have a “here I digress moment”..imagine….we have come a full circle…I am referring to the word post!.. My grandfather who was an ardent letter writer (to all relatives and friends) used to say Internet is going to kill the art of writing and post will be obsolete!…but here we are posting away! If only he were to be here….he would have been a very active blogger! (Grandpa read this in heaven…hope you get the signals!!….of course he will ‘cos the satellites are so close by!) see..I digressed from the digress moment onto another digression? sounds really close to a depression?
So fiends (wanted to correct the spelling…but left it at that…’cos you will be fiends and not friends by now!) if you do happen to reach this sentence…it just means you have so much patience that you are rivalling Buddha!…you have so much time to kill that you will read this and try to kill me….you have digressed from what you were doing and have gone into a depression and thinking how to push me into one!!! (get it?….depression…depression? you are freee to ask me …I will be glad to explain!)
Oh I have to thank Archie who awarded me so that I could start posting!…see I am so good that she awarded me before I started! or may be so that I should not?…hmmm thats digressing! oh…a digress here…Archie asked me why I was sitting on the floor at Bhargavi’s place….and I said …Archie…I am a “Down to earth “, person…(Archie dont chew me out! we already chewed a lot that day!)
oh oh…I also have to thank Apar…(who I explain is short for “Beyond Par” – not the par in golf…par is just level…she is beyond level!…oh does it make her “unlevel”? I think not…Ill stop here…’too much digression!) who was after me to blog! (bpuncheon?)
ok….now am wondering how to go about making an award that wont put me in a ward! (oh! am good!)
Disclaimer :This post cannot be considered as a precursor to the ones I am planning to post!) BTW….I raise the question…we are all posting away…does it make us postpeople? (postmen/women)…or people of letters? Letter people?
POstpeople? hmmm…so post=after, after people what are we? souls?…but isnt that like, a soul is inside us? making us “before” people…ok,ill stop here…’cos am too deep for myself!
All the best folks…I really pity you! Does this post end abruptly? of course it does….so now…
Adios…(forever?)